Tags

Forceful, confrontational and entirely lacking in restraint.

Light, soft and breathy, with plenty of audible airflow.

Resembles the call, growl or bodily noise of an unfamiliar creature.

Rich in deep, low-frequency rumble.

Unpredictable and disorderly, with no obvious structure or direction.

Crisp and moisture-free, like a small wind crossing a desert.

As gas bubbles make their way between the buttocks, they produce a clearly audible buttock flapping.

Required noticeable effort or pressure to produce.

Rough, nasal or slightly muffled, with an unmistakably suspicious character.

Bright, cheerful and strangely pleased with itself.

Features a clearly audible hiss of escaping gas.

Continues for an unusually extended period.

Farts that came out with a high sound pressure.

Plaintive, mournful or touched by a vague sense of regret.

Contains several distinct tones that form something resembling a tiny composition.

Soft, squelchy and poorly defined, with a thick, almost porridge-like texture.

Sounds as though nearby people may have suffered considerably.

Loud, intrusive and seemingly determined to attract attention.

Contains prominent additional frequencies, harmonics or layered tones.

Punchy, with a strong, clearly defined attack.

A straightforward, conventional fart with few unusual characteristics.

Released under noticeable internal pressure, with a tense and forceful character.

Sounds as though the arse briefly inflated its cheeks before blowing out the air.

Contains intense high-frequency fluttering and rapid buttock clapping.

Escaped naturally and effortlessly, with no apparent encouragement.

Enhanced by a resonating space or object, such as a toilet bowl.

Pulses or repeats with a noticeable beat or pattern.

The surrounding room can be heard through noticeable echo, reverberation or ambience.

Loud, thick and slightly overdriven, as though the sound can barely contain itself.

Brief, efficient and over almost immediately.

Smooth, soft and flowing, with very little roughness or harshness.

Occurred in a social or otherwise inappropriate context, where the fart became an unexpected part of the moment.

Rich in sharp, lively high-frequency detail.

Quiet or discreet enough to suggest an attempt at concealment.

Came with a particularly powerful and unpleasant smell.

Unfolds through several distinct and surprising stages, with a beginning, middle and end.

Lacks bass and low-mid frequencies, resulting in a narrow, lightweight sound.

Has a clear, stable pitch that could almost be played as a musical note.

A clean, focused tone with a sharp, brass-like attack.

Recorded beneath the surface of water, usually accompanied by bubbles.

Produced by an impressively substantial quantity of gas.

Sounds as though it is trying to speak, with distinctly vowel-like tones or syllables.

Contains moist, squelchy or otherwise worryingly liquid qualities.

Includes a high-pitched melody.

Dominated by the rushing sound of flowing air.

Includes an audible human response, such as laughter, surprise, commentary or dismay.