Welcome to A Thousand Farts

A Thousand Farts is a lovingly assembled archive of 875 genuine recordings, collected since 2018. A total play time of 47:21. Whether you need the perfect sound effect, are conducting important acoustic research, or simply fancy a laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

The archive began in 2018 as a very silly personal project. Every fart was produced by the same person, recorded on an iPhone, and preserved exactly as it happened. No sound effects, no imitations, no artificial enhancement — just 100% genuine farts, collected for fun.

Here is one chosen at random. For the full collection, enter the Archive.